Hey, There's a Hippie in my Crayon Box!

Crayola is celebrating 50 years of unrivaled success in the crayon industry by introducing a semi-centennial edition of their signature 64 Box of Crayons.   (Where's yer fancy shrink-dinks now, huh Jethro?? huhhhh??!?)   

Okay, but hold onto your butts - the real story is that the names of eight classic colors have changed.

Taste the new hotness ("andy, crayons aren't for tasting...") --

Laser Lemon is now Super Happy

Wild Tangerine is now Fun in the Sun

Screamin' Green is now Giving Tree

Orchid is now Best Friends

Hot Magenta is now Famous

Beaver is now Bear Hug

Turquoise Blue is now Happy Ever After

and my new favorite --

Wild Watermelon is... Awesome